River Realm

#			Name	Experience	Level	Mastered	Last on	Status

1	F	M	jazmu	95,598	6	T	Today	Dead
2		M	blade	18,456	6		Today	Dead
3	F	M	Keu	91,134,150	12	T	Today	Dead
4	F	T	bene	59,606,264	11	T	Today	Dead
5	F	M	Ether	6,067,566	8	T	Today	Dead
6		M	MischiefTMaker	3,374,448	7	T	1 days	Dead
7		M	ult	144,220	8	T	Today	Dead
8		M	CharlesSumner	54,243	7	T	4 days	Dead
9		T	Thaddeus Stevens	45,794	7	T	Today	Alive
10		M	HomeyG	9,489	6	T	Today	Dead
11		M	Lance Uppercut	7,020	5	T	Today	Dead
12		T	Chewbarka	712	3	T	Today	Dead
13		M	Wishmaster	617,850,724	9		Today	Alive
14		T	Uber-Mark	508,595,145	11	T	2 days	Dead
15	F	T	Birb	505,875,059	8		Today	Dead
16		M	Oden	437,662,145	10	T	Today	Dead
17		T	Jaydub	354,281,257	12	T	Today	Dead
18		D	oCto	304,028,505	9		1 days	Dead
19		M	Far Niente	277,728,625	10		1 days	Dead
20		M	Tom Brady	204,471,219	9	T	Today	Alive
21	F	D	Garland	203,799,742	12	D	Today	Dead
22		T	Nikola Tesla	185,701,891	11	T	Today	Dead
23		T	Sandman	147,286,710	12	T	Today	Dead
24	F	M	Yngwie	120,130,650	12		Today	Alive
25		T	mittens	115,145,769	10	T	1 days	Dead
26		T	alias	91,536,579	12	T	Today	Dead
27		T	Oderus Urungus	66,342,349	11	T	Today	Dead
28		T	Mando	53,643,984	10		1 days	Dead
29		T	Sparkle Storm	50,895,063	10	T	Today	Dead
30		D	Sicktious	45,663,669	12		1 days	Dead
31	F	T	Adrielle	40,613,614	12		1 days	Dead
32		T	b-rar	39,359,779	12	T	Today	Dead
33		M	Mr. Geake	38,130,511	11		1 days	Dead
34	F	T	pink dragon	37,559,905	12	T	Today	Dead
35		T	lithium	30,917,786	12		6 days	Dead
36		D	Maddog	29,859,150	12		Today	Dead
37		T	dOnut OperatOr	29,613,127	12		Today	Dead
38		T	Fatty Acid	28,021,725	12		Today	Dead
39		T	routeski	25,897,796	11		Today	Dead
40	F	T	Runny Nose	25,654,825	12	T	1 days	Dead
41		M	KaleMaverick	23,865,659	10	M	Today	Dead
42	F	M	Buhnie	19,510,712	11		Today	Alive
43		T	Sir Studley	18,388,482	11		Today	Dead
44		D	PittJosh81	15,863,585	11	D	Today	Dead
45		T	Koss	15,271,793	12	T	1 days	Dead
46	F	T	XENA	13,715,625	10		2 days	Dead
47		T	Gary	13,641,408	12		Today	Dead
48		T	Lord Yeasu	12,559,703	12	T	1 days	Dead
49		M	Leaddore	11,963,402	9	T	1 days	Dead
50		T	Sora	11,897,856	12		Today	Dead
51	F	T	Amarhy	5,750,863	10	T	1 days	Dead
52		D	brrshup	5,030,829	11		Today	Dead
53		T	Fox	4,042,027	11	T	Today	Dead
54	F	T	Shy	3,401,855	10		3 days	Dead
55		D	Skrull	3,043,402	11		Today	Dead
56		M	Scramble	2,901,463	9	M	1 days	Dead
57		D	Bigwig	2,830,490	11	D	Today	Dead
58	F	T	Seraphina au Raa	2,739,187	10		Today	Dead
59		T	Vir Cotto	2,593,004	10	T	Today	Dead
60		D	Ted	2,222,068	10		Today	Dead
61		T	Sithra	1,687,003	10		3 days	Dead
62		T	optimus	1,537,275	10		Today	Dead
63		T	Twinkie	1,354,540	10		Today	Dead
64	F	T	Zoooom	1,283,562	10		Today	Dead
65	F	T	TheLadyWhispers	1,145,840	9		Today	Dead
66	F	M	Bluemoon	1,087,296	8		Today	Dead
67	F	D	Wynterlily	511,743	9	D	3 days	Dead
68		T	Bograt	344,237	7		1 days	Dead
69		T	Time	287,808	8		Today	Dead
70		T	Yonder	226,621	8		Today	Dead
71		D	Whiskeyjack	222,813	9		10 days	Dead
72	F	T	Calisto	213,401	7		4 days	Dead
73	F	T	Ophelia	203,805	6		Today	Alive
74		T	4Dpork.tv	187,058	8		3 days	Dead
75		M	NightShaming	172,996	8		4 days	Dead
76		D	Odysseus	172,943	7		12 days	Dead
77		T	Stryder	163,624	8		4 days	Dead
78	F	T	Slut	157,683	8		4 days	Dead
79		D	BooUrns	143,771	7		9 days	Dead
80		D	Mulackenstein	133,225	7		1 days	Dead
81		M	Drol	113,288	7		1 days	Dead
82		T	Catstiel	112,689	6		Today	Dead
83	F	T	Jiggly	100,029	7		1 days	Alive
84		M	swerve	92,627	7		Today	Alive
85		D	Taiga	74,632	7		Today	Dead
86		T	G.I. Joe	58,766	7		4 days	Dead
87		M	Spud	46,240	7		1 days	Dead
88	F	M	AllisonRose	26,863	5		1 days	Alive
89	F	D	Gnosis	24,828	7		14 days	Dead
90		D	Badonicus	9,639	5		3 days	Dead
91		M	DrakeSpirit	8,459	5		1 days	Dead
92		D	Galdeven	7,715	5		1 days	Dead
93		T	SpaceJorma	6,364	5		7 days	Dead
94		T	Amorgus	3,787	5		1 days	Dead
95		T	Kaldr	3,033	4		Today	Dead
96		D	Synti	2,935	5		12 days	Dead
97		D	Saavedra	2,421	4		9 days	Dead
98		D	Zaphod	2,022	4		4 days	Dead
99		D	KwaaiKwagga	1,985	4		3 days	Dead
100		T	CHiGi	1,515	4		1 days	Alive
101		T	DragonMan	1,409	4		1 days	Dead
102	F	M	Fkitten	1,369	4		Today	Dead
103		M	Aelfheim	1,029	4		3 days	Dead
104		D	Verdant	905	4		8 days	Dead
105	F	M	Yordin	730	3		9 days	Dead
106	F	M	Krista the Red	689	4		13 days	Dead
107		M	BBS Baby	663	3		7 days	Dead
108		D	Terakkan	547	3		5 days	Alive
109		T	NZilla	546	3		14 days	Dead
110	F	T	KanadianKarnage	509	3		2 days	Dead
111		D	Skroti	358	2		Today	Dead
112		T	Desy	213	1		Today	Alive
113		M	Bigrob	156	1		8 days	Dead
114		T	NSpark	132	1		3 days	Dead
115		D	Lost1Byte	128	2		1 days	Alive
116		D	Mr Newton	116	2		9 days	Dead
117	F	M	Jessica	108	1		8 days	Dead
118	F	T	covid69	101	1		14 days	Alive
119		D	Butts	92	2		12 days	Dead
120		M	ThirdSon	90	1		5 days	Dead
121		D	XeipherTMV	89	1		13 days	Alive
122		D	RandomOracle	80	1		12 days	Dead
123		M	Max	77	2		14 days	Dead
124		D	w1cks	73	1		13 days	Dead
125		M	Haki	73	2		14 days	Dead
126		M	SnafuBar	73	1		9 days	Dead
127		D	Crusades	72	1		14 days	Dead
128		M	Tock	66	2		12 days	Dead
129		D	Ede	66	2		13 days	Dead
130		M	Running	55	1		6 days	Dead
131		D	SteelGolem	54	1		10 days	Dead
132		M	Phoenick	50	1		10 days	Dead
133		M	Tarot	47	1		4 days	Dead
134		D	Lord humongous	38	1		13 days	Dead
135		D	Mr. Newton	30	1		11 days	Dead
136		D	chewieee	28	1		5 days	Dead
137		M	Bagheera1973	25	1		4 days	Dead
138		M	Zoned	19	1		6 days	Dead
139		D	GazonQC	18	1		11 days	Dead
140	F	T	Laria	18	1		11 days	Dead
141	F	D	Ashuah	9	1		14 days	Dead
142		M	Foo	9	1		6 days	Dead
143		D	Kelvezar	9	1		1 days	Dead
144		D	Yoyo	9	1		12 days	Dead
145		M	poop	9	1		1 days	Dead
146		D	Fathead	6	1		14 days	Dead

The Daily Happenings....
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Dragon sighting reported today by a drunken old man.
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bene got laid by MischiefTMaker!
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bene has beaten Atsuko Sensei!
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bene has killed MischiefTMaker!
"Oh don't get a big head, bene! You suck!," taunts MischiefTMaker.
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The Red Dragon has killed Jaydub!
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bene has beaten Aladdin!
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bene has killed mittens!
"YESSS! My luck has finally changed!," bene yells.
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bene has beaten Prince Caspian!
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bene has beaten Gandalf!
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bene has been killed by Sheena The Shapechanger!
"Ack! I was under the impression I was invincible. I suppose I was wrong,"
bene admits.
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blade got laid by pink dragon!
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blade has killed Badonicus!
"Beware, DRAGON! For you are next," blade promises.
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blade has beaten Olodrin!
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blade has killed Saavedra!
"Next time Saavedra, try a thing called putting up a fight, eh,"
blade says seriously.
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blade has killed KwaaiKwagga!
"My goodness. I do believe I'm dead." KwaaiKwagga realizes.
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Fkitten has been killed by Young Wizard!
"My goodness. This a turn for the worse," states Fkitten.
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blade has beaten Sandtiger!
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Maddog has been killed by Black Warlock!
"You got lucky, Black Warlock!," Maddog declares.
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Ophelia has killed blade!
Ophelia sticks blade's head on a stick for all to see.
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BooUrns has killed Catstiel in self defence!
"Damn, Damn, Damn!," Catstiel roars in frustration.
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Synti has killed Chewbarka in self defence!
"I must not be as studly as I thought...!," Chewbarka concedes.
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ult has been killed by Screeching Witch!
Halder laughs at ult's plight.
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Sandman has killed lithium!
"Beware, DRAGON! For you are next," Sandman promises.
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PittJosh81 has killed Shy!
"Oh fine...Just destroy my life please!," Shy says tearfully.
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PittJosh81 has killed Sithra!
"How dare you presume to strike ME, PittJosh81,"
Sithra screams.
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Sandman has been killed by Corinthian Giant!
"Damn, Damn, Damn!," Sandman roars.
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PittJosh81 has killed Wynterlily!
"This means WAR!," Wynterlily shouts savagely.
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KaleMaverick has killed 4Dpork.tv!
"You have NO right to that, KaleMaverick!," 4Dpork.tv whines.
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Skrull has killed Odysseus!
"You have NO right to that, Skrull!," Odysseus whines.
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Skrull has been killed by ShadowStormWarrior!
"At least I wasn't bested by Large Rat, eh?," shrugs Skrull.
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Fatty Acid has been killed by Corinthian Giant!
"At least I wasn't bested by Large Rat, eh?," shrugs Fatty Acid.
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Sir Studley has been killed by ShadowStormWarrior!
"You never think it can happen to you...Then WHAM!," explains Sir Studley.
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Birb has killed KaleMaverick!
"I wasn't ready!," KaleMaverick screams.
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Birb has killed Bograt!
Bograt sobs uncontrollably.
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Birb has killed BooUrns!
Birb does a little dance over BooUrns's grave.
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swerve has killed Synti!
swerve kicks Synti one more time for good measure.
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swerve has killed Aelfheim!
"I wasn't ready!," Aelfheim screams.
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swerve has killed Yordin!
"Wow, I'm screwed," Yordin realizes.
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Time got laid by bene!
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Time has killed Mulackenstein!
Mulackenstein sobs uncontrollably.
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Time has killed Drol!
"Beware, DRAGON! For you are next," Time promises.
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Garland has beaten Turgon!
She has become the Ultimate Warrior!
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Violet has refused to marry Oden!
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The Red Dragon has killed Garland!
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Oden has killed PittJosh81!
"Your time will come, Oden, I swear!" PittJosh81 cries.
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Skroti has killed RandomOracle!
"I wish I'd never been born!," rants RandomOracle.
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Skroti has killed Tock!
"You have NO right to that, Skroti!," Tock whines.
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Seraphina au Raa got laid by Lord Yeasu!
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Seraphina au Raa has beaten Prince Caspian!
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Ether has killed Time!
"Oh man..I should've stayed in bed today...," moans Time.
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Oden has killed Ether in self defence!
"YOU WILL PAY WITH YOUR FIRSTBORN, Oden," utters Ether.
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Ted has killed Skroti!
"Oh man..I should've stayed in bed today...," moans Skroti.
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Ted has killed NSpark!
"Ack! What a jealous person you've become, Ted!,
NSpark cries.
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Ted has killed Mr Newton!
Mr Newton sobs uncontrollably.
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Keu has beaten Turgon!
She has become the Ultimate Warrior!
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Keu has been killed by Corinthian Giant!
"You got lucky, Corinthian Giant!," Keu declares.
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Fox has killed Ted!
"GRNOG BASH Ted! Cut off their manhood and feed it to goats!"
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Oden has killed Fox in self defence!
"Geez! I don't believe this! Last time I attack you, Oden!,"
Fox laments.
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Wishmaster walks out of the forest acting chipper!
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Wishmaster has killed Birb!
Birb sobs uncontrollably.
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Wishmaster has killed Oden!
Oden's scream as he falls is heard all over the realm.
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Sparkle Storm has killed Yngwie!
"This means WAR!," Yngwie shouts savagely.
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Sparkle Storm has been killed by Sweet Looking Little Girl!
"Damn, Damn, Damn!," Sparkle Storm roars.
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pink dragon has been killed by Mutated Black Widow!
"Damn, Damn, Damn!," pink dragon roars.
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brrshup has been killed by ShadowStormWarrior!
Halder laughs at brrshup's plight.
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routeski has been killed by Madman!
Madman devours routeski raw.
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alias has killed Butts!
"Butts is a girlie-man!" taunts alias.
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alias has killed SnafuBar!
"I hope the ivy grows around your rotting body, SnafuBar,"
laughs alias.
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alias has killed Running!
"You have NO right to that, alias!," Running whines.
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The Red Dragon has killed alias!
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optimus has been killed by Sweet Looking Little Girl!
"I would rather gargle razor blades then be beaten by you,
Sweet Looking Little Girl!," optimus screams.
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Bluemoon got laid by Mulackenstein!
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The Red Dragon has killed b-rar!
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Bluemoon has killed Yonder!
"You're a loser. You will always be a loser,"
Bluemoon informs Yonder.
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Bluemoon has killed Zoned!
"Aww yeeeah, I'm the man!," Bluemoon states, while dancing around.
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HomeyG has killed Amorgus!
"You're a loser. You will always be a loser,"
HomeyG informs Amorgus.
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HomeyG has killed Lance Uppercut!
"How dare you presume to strike ME, HomeyG,"
Lance Uppercut screams.
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HomeyG has beaten Olodrin!
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Bigwig has been killed by Gorma The Leper!
"I must not be as studly as I thought," Bigwig concedes.
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HomeyG has killed Kaldr!
"I wish I'd never been born!," rants Kaldr.
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HomeyG has beaten Sandtiger!
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Lance Uppercut got laid by Jiggly!
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Ophelia has killed Lance Uppercut in self defence!
"I'll tell everyone you wear a girdle, Ophelia!," reveals Lance Uppercut.
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Tom Brady got laid by pink dragon!
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Tom Brady has killed Seraphina au Raa!
Tom Brady laughs.
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Tom Brady has killed Vir Cotto!
"Your time will come, Tom Brady, I swear!" Vir Cotto cries.
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Tom Brady has killed Zoooom!
"You're a loser. You will always be a loser,"
Tom Brady informs Zoooom.
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Tom Brady has killed Bluemoon!
"Tom Brady must have been using JENNIE codes. CHEATER!"
Bluemoon cries bitterly.
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Twinkie Got laid by Violet!
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Twinkie has beaten Prince Caspian!
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TheLadyWhispers got laid by Wishmaster!
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TheLadyWhispers got laid by Wishmaster!
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TheLadyWhispers has been killed by Earth Shaker!
"I think I'm going to be sick," TheLadyWhispers moans pitifully.
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Nikola Tesla has killed Twinkie!
"If you were a fruit, you would be a crab-apple!, Nikola Tesla!,"
Twinkie mutters.
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Nikola Tesla has killed Foo!
"Yikes! You're such an ass!," shrieks Foo.
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Nikola Tesla has killed Yoyo!
"I will cut off your testicles and feed them to your dog!,"
Yoyo shouts savagely.
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Gary has been killed by Cyclops Warrior!
"How many of you Cyclops Warriors live in that forest anyway?!,"
Gary ponders.
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jazmu has killed Spud!
"Ack! What a jealous person you've become, jazmu!,
Spud cries.
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Sora has beaten Gandalf!
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Sora has beaten Turgon!
He has become the Ultimate Warrior!
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The Red Dragon has killed Sora!
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Nikola Tesla has killed Oderus Urungus in self defence!
"Damn, Damn, Damn!," Oderus Urungus roars in frustration.
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dOnut OperatOr has been killed by Black Unicorn!
Black Unicorn carefully burys dOnut OperatOr.
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Taiga has killed jazmu!
"YESSS! My luck has finally changed!," Taiga yells.
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Taiga has beaten Sparhawk!
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Yngwie has killed Nikola Tesla!
"Oh man..I should've stayed in bed today...," moans Nikola Tesla.
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Yngwie has killed Taiga!
"I wish I'd never been born!," rants Taiga.
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Thaddeus Stevens has killed HomeyG!
"Your nothing but an overgrown catfish, Thaddeus Stevens," admonishes
HomeyG.
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Thaddeus Stevens has beaten Sparhawk!