River Realm

#			Name	Experience	Level	Mastered	Last on	Status

1	F	T	jazmu	136,786,010	7	M T	Today	Dead
2	F	M	Pi Pelham	125,155,743	12	T	Today	Dead
3	F	T	barry	100,486,035	12	D M	Today	Dead
4	F	M	Keu	751,127	8	M T	Today	Dead
5		D	faaaaaaaaaaa	1,410	4	M	Today	Dead
6	F	D	bene	195,124,836	12	M	Today	Dead
7		M	Dunkey Kung	148,529,977	11	T	Today	Dead
8		T	Agra	37,004,570	8	T	1 days	Dead
9	F	M	Adrielle	11,602,614	10	T	Today	Dead
10		M	Stinkoman	754,870	8	M T	Today	Dead
11		T	HomeyG	599,265	8	T	Today	Dead
12	F	M	Ether	5,918	5	T	Today	Dead
13		D	Fatty Acid	5,316	5	T	Today	Dead
14		M	b-rar	2,389	4	T	Today	Dead
15		D	WabbahJabbah	499	3	T	Today	Dead
16		M	MischiefTMaker	99	1	T	Today	Alive
17	F	M	Asean	270,715,689	9	T	Today	Dead
18		T	Sandman	23,667,248	12	T	Today	Dead
19		D	routeski	20,261,619	11	D	Today	Dead
20	F	T	pink dragon	16,462,710	12		Today	Dead
21		M	Krellboyne	15,167,493	12	T	Today	Dead
22	F	D	katieslayie	8,879,541	10	T	1 days	Dead
23		T	LevetS	561,124	8	M	Today	Alive
24		M	Dr. Doom	532,673	9	T	1 days	Dead
25	F	D	Runny Nose	116,864	6	T	2 days	Dead
26	F	T	Ms Doom	69,822	7	T	2 days	Dead
27		M	Wishmaster	42,860	6	T	2 days	Dead
28		M	Theren_Lich	31,241	6	T	Today	Dead
29	F	M	Aeonyth	13,347	6	T	Today	Alive
30		T	axian	10,914	6	T	5 days	Dead
31		D	PaladinX	8,804	5	D	Today	Dead
32		D	Balwin	4,631	5	D	1 days	Dead
33		T	Lithium	3,894	4		Today	Dead
34		D	Tam	3,528	4	D	1 days	Dead
35		T	Utros	1,783	4		Today	Dead
36		T	Norville Barnes	574	3		Today	Alive
37		T	Damaged	485	2	T	Today	Alive
38		M	Ted Mosby	456	3		Today	Alive
39		M	Titan	347	2	M	10 days	Dead
40		D	ACiD	1,932,735,283	11		Today	Dead
41		D	6Flags	1,932,735,283	12	D	1 days	Dead
42		D	Liquid Metal	317,501,626	11		Today	Dead
43		M	Tom Brady	307,662,664	10		Today	Dead
44		T	Dr@gon	302,771,468	12		Today	Dead
45		T	Tim	291,844,937	10	T	1 days	Dead
46		D	Bigwig	214,032,760	12	T	Today	Alive
47		T	QWERTY!	174,906,510	10	T	10 days	Dead
48		D	Remy Rage	135,757,215	9		Today	Dead
49		T	Mr. Geake	119,684,502	12	T	Today	Dead
50		T	Master Josh	114,323,075	11	T	Today	Dead
51		M	Max Rockatanski	111,987,934	12	T	1 days	Dead
52		T	Yeasu	106,342,314	12	T	1 days	Dead
53		T	Maddog	101,763,635	12	T	Today	Dead
54		T	Scramble	92,212,356	10	T	1 days	Dead
55		D	Lenin	77,384,864	10		Today	Dead
56		T	brrshup	77,074,388	12	T	Today	Dead
57		T	Benis	68,634,301	11	T	13 days	Dead
58		D	Barfolomew	46,781,363	11		Today	Dead
59		T	Navarog	42,241,970	10	T	7 days	Dead
60		M	Father Hoyt	39,033,359	12	M	12 days	Dead
61		T	Jaydub	38,628,200	12	T	12 days	Dead
62		T	Billy Joel	25,382,644	12	T	12 days	Dead
63		T	Sir Studley	18,323,415	12	T	Today	Dead
64		M	Bagheera1973	12,312,240	11		Today	Dead
65		T	antichris	12,195,432	11	T	9 days	Dead
66		T	Fallin1	11,500,875	12	T	4 days	Dead
67		M	BaronVonTito	9,671,619	10		Today	Alive
68		T	Kloud	9,356,121	10	T	1 days	Dead
69		T	Lothos	8,322,011	11		13 days	Dead
70		M	Jafian	7,746,660	5	T	1 days	Dead
71		M	griffin2002	7,058,628	12		Today	Dead
72	F	T	TheLadyWhispers	6,507,103	11	T	Today	Dead
73		M	Suffyr	6,340,260	8	T	5 days	Dead
74		D	Pilgrim	5,751,533	11		Today	Dead
75		T	MULACKENSTEIN	5,749,452	8	T	7 days	Dead
76		M	Stardust	5,491,569	11	T	Today	Dead
77		T	Stalin	4,656,861	11		Today	Dead
78		D	GORF	4,555,659	10		1 days	Dead
79		T	Bograt	4,414,362	10		Today	Alive
80	F	T	Calisto	3,990,404	11	T	1 days	Dead
81		D	Lordy	3,130,792	10		1 days	Dead
82	F	T	The Goddess	2,778,901	8		Today	Dead
83		D	Peter Pandesal	2,715,222	8		1 days	Dead
84	F	T	Bluemoon	2,629,712	9		7 days	Dead
85		D	G.I. Joe	2,004,234	10		1 days	Dead
86		T	Stryder	1,650,287	10	T	1 days	Dead
87	F	D	Kree	1,464,725	10		5 days	Dead
88	F	T	Slut	1,158,604	10	T	1 days	Dead
89		M	Pernalonga	1,141,384	9		1 days	Dead
90		T	Santonellis	1,129,829	8	T	10 days	Dead
91		D	Barth	783,708	8		Today	Dead
92	F	T	Seraphina au Raa	532,057	8		Today	Dead
93		D	TurdBreath	318,069	8	D	Today	Dead
94		T	TheLegend27	279,724	7		Today	Dead
95		D	Thyatis	176,317	8		Today	Dead
96	F	T	Annale	142,359	8		2 days	Dead
97		D	travis503	112,449	7		2 days	Dead
98		D	Erm the Quitter	98,001	7		5 days	Dead
99	F	D	Marth	93,062	7		Today	Alive
100		M	Jodo	74,089	7		Today	Dead
101		M	Incanus	25,637	6		10 days	Dead
102		D	Ghost of Steve	21,785	6		1 days	Dead
103		D	HardCider	17,387	6		5 days	Dead
104	F	T	Wenderp	16,050	3		Today	Alive
105		M	gerasbeer	10,473	6		11 days	Dead
106		D	Steve's Ghost	5,270	5		1 days	Dead
107	F	T	Pribil Sanchez	4,134	5		13 days	Dead
108		D	Sir Strayveange	3,581	5		6 days	Dead
109		T	DA Killer	2,835	4		1 days	Dead
110	F	T	Buhnie	2,286	4		Today	Dead
111		D	numberNein	2,009	4		13 days	Dead
112		D	swerve	1,993	4		2 days	Dead
113		M	MxEwAnT	1,898	4		8 days	Dead
114		D	Momentum33	1,780	4		9 days	Dead
115		T	BobbyJW	1,233	2		9 days	Dead
116		T	Voodoo	1,080	3		2 days	Dead
117		T	nonsense	867	4		1 days	Dead
118		D	X Crement	774	4		13 days	Dead
119		D	average responding	600	3		5 days	Dead
120	F	M	Sylvara	582	3		4 days	Dead
121		T	Remisawa	541	3		3 days	Dead
122		D	Mrtittyballs	378	2		10 days	Dead
123		M	mobananas	372	3		1 days	Dead
124		M	timbo_93631	319	2		1 days	Dead
125		D	Lando	246	2		12 days	Dead
126		M	DeCarvalho	231	1		Today	Alive
127	F	D	GOAT	139	1		7 days	Alive
128		T	Thalatha	120	2		3 days	Dead
129	F	T	Scrappy	118	2		3 days	Alive
130	F	T	squirt	115	1		Today	Alive
131		T	Loopuze	112	1		6 days	Dead
132		D	joker	106	1		13 days	Dead
133		D	dusty	102	1		10 days	Alive
134		D	RevLink	95	2		2 days	Dead
135		T	Van	93	2		8 days	Dead
136		M	Braineack	91	1		2 days	Alive
137		M	Blackbird	90	1		5 days	Dead
138		D	IllegalD	82	2		3 days	Dead
139		D	Chuck217	78	1		8 days	Dead
140		D	Hovel57	77	1		5 days	Dead
141		D	Madman	72	1		3 days	Dead
142		M	quark	58	1		10 days	Dead
143		D	Splinters	55	1		7 days	Dead
144		D	Nick_Scali	54	1		10 days	Dead
145		M	Fuzz	42	1		4 days	Dead
146		D	Lord Segszor	30	1		12 days	Dead
147		M	Cheflonelyheart	26	1		5 days	Dead
148		M	aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa	24	1		8 days	Dead
149	F	M	Soupie	23	1		2 days	Dead
150		D	bare	15	1		13 days	Dead
151		D	Thesifer	12	1		14 days	Dead
152		M	Eye of Bisping	1	1		Today	Dead

The Daily Happenings....
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Dragon scales have been found in the forest today..Old or new?
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Violet has PMS! Stinkoman is understanding, and peace
is restored. For now.
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ACiD has killed Father Hoyt!
"And don't you EVER come 'round here again!," ACiD warns.
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ACiD has killed 6Flags!
"Aww yeeeah, I'm the man!," ACiD states, while dancing around.
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Asean Got laid by Seth Able!
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ACiD has killed Tim!
"Oh fine...Just destroy my life please!," Tim says tearfully.
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ACiD has killed Tom Brady!
"Beware, DRAGON! For you are next," ACiD promises.
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Asean has killed Scramble!
"You, Asean, are a gigantic POO POO HEAD!" admonishes
Scramble.
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faaaaaaaaaaa has beaten Halder!
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Asean has killed Lenin!
"Your nothing but an overgrown catfish, Asean," admonishes
Lenin.
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faaaaaaaaaaa has killed Loopuze!
"Oh my God! I'm covered in blood!," gasps Loopuze.
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Asean has killed Bagheera1973!
"YESSS! My luck has finally changed!," Asean yells.
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Fatty Acid got laid by Aeonyth!
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Barth has beaten Atsuko Sensei!
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Fatty Acid has killed BobbyJW!
"At least I have honor, something you cannot say, Fatty Acid,"
BobbyJW rebukes.
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faaaaaaaaaaa has killed Thalatha!
Thalatha sobs uncontrollably.
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faaaaaaaaaaa has beaten Barak!
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faaaaaaaaaaa has killed Momentum33!
"Oh fine...Just destroy my life please!," Momentum33 says tearfully.
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WabbahJabbah has killed IllegalD!
IllegalD cries bitterly. "I thought you were my friend!"
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Fatty Acid has killed Sir Strayveange!
"Your nothing but an overgrown catfish, Fatty Acid," admonishes
Sir Strayveange.
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faaaaaaaaaaa has beaten Aragorn!
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Fatty Acid has beaten Olodrin!
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WabbahJabbah has killed Madman!
Madman cries bitterly. "I thought you were my friend!"
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WabbahJabbah has beaten Barak!
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Fatty Acid has been killed by Silent Death!
Mr. T pities dat Fatty Acid sucka.
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Barth has killed faaaaaaaaaaa!
faaaaaaaaaaa cries bitterly. "I don't know how, but you cheated!"
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Bagheera1973 has beaten Gandalf!
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Bagheera1973 has killed antichris!
Bagheera1973 laughs.
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Dunkey Kung has beaten Gandalf!
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Jodo has killed Theren_Lich in self defence!
"Damn, Damn, Damn!," Theren_Lich roars in frustration.
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Adrielle got laid by PaladinX!
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Adrielle has beaten Prince Caspian!
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Adrielle has killed Bagheera1973!
"GRNOG BASH Bagheera1973! Cut off their manhood and feed it to goats!"
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Thyatis has beaten Atsuko Sensei!
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Lithium has beaten Aragorn!
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Lithium has killed Aeonyth!
"This means WAR!," Aeonyth shouts savagely.
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Lithium has killed Lando!
"Buwahahah." Lithium screams.
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jazmu has killed Eye of Bisping in an Online Duel!
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jazmu has killed Asean!
"GRNOG BASH Asean! Cut off their manhood and feed it to goats!"
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Maddog has killed jazmu in self defence!
"I'll tell everyone you wear a girdle, Maddog!," reveals jazmu.
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Adrielle got laid by Lithium!
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Billy Joel has killed Adrielle in self defence!
Billy Joel smiles. "You are too slow. You are too stupid."
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The Red Dragon has killed Pi Pelham!
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Liquid Metal has killed Maddog!
"At least I have honor, something you cannot say, Liquid Metal,"
Maddog rebukes.
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Liquid Metal has killed Jaydub!
"Oh don't get a big head, Liquid Metal! You suck!," taunts Jaydub.
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Liquid Metal & Barfolomew had an uneventful online duel.
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Barfolomew has been killed by Sheena The Shapechanger!
"Damn, Damn, Damn!," Barfolomew roars.
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Sir Studley has been killed by The Mighty Shadow!
"My goodness. This a turn for the worse," states Sir Studley.
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bene got laid by MischiefTMaker!
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bene has killed Billy Joel!
"Oh fine...Just destroy my life please!," Billy Joel says tearfully.
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bene has killed Dunkey Kung!
Dunkey Kung cries bitterly. "I don't know how, but you cheated!"
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bene has been killed by Black Unicorn!
"How many of you Black Unicorns live in that forest anyway?!,"
bene ponders.
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Ether got laid by Utros!
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Ether has killed b-rar!
"GRNOG BASH b-rar! Cut off their manhood and feed it to goats!"
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Ether has beaten Olodrin!
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Ether has killed Lithium!
"The only reason you won was because I wasn't feeling well!," whines
Lithium.
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Stinkoman has killed Lord Segszor!
"I hope the ivy grows around your rotting body, Lord Segszor,"
laughs Stinkoman.
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Stinkoman has killed Jodo!
"The Gods have deserted me!!," Jodo insists.
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Barth has killed Stinkoman in self defence!
"I must not be as studly as I thought...!," Stinkoman concedes.
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barry went to the healers to get cured of VD!
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barry got laid by Norville Barnes!
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barry has beaten Gandalf!
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barry has beaten Turgon!
She has become the Ultimate Warrior!
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The Red Dragon has killed barry!
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Sandman got laid by Keu!
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Sandman got laid by TheLadyWhispers!
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Krellboyne got laid by pink dragon!
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Krellboyne has been killed by Black Unicorn!
"At least I wasn't bested by Large Rat, eh?," shrugs Krellboyne.
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Sandman has been killed by Cyclops Warrior!
The banker is already looking for Sandman's next of kin.
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routeski has been killed by Sheena The Shapechanger!
"My goodness. This a turn for the worse," states routeski.
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Utros got laid by Ether!
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Utros has beaten Aragorn!
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Utros has killed WabbahJabbah!
"GREAT BALLS OF FIRE, I'M GOOD!," cries Utros in delight.
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Utros has killed Remisawa!
Utros sticks Remisawa's head on a stick for all to see.
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MischiefTMaker has killed ACiD!
"I will cut off your testicles and feed them to your dog!,"
ACiD shouts savagely.
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MischiefTMaker has killed Liquid Metal!
"Oh my God! I'm covered in blood!," gasps Liquid Metal.
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MischiefTMaker has slain the Red Dragon and become a hero.
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PaladinX has killed Ether!
"Aww yeeeah, I'm the man!," PaladinX states, while dancing around.
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PaladinX has beaten Olodrin!
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PaladinX has killed Utros!
"The Gods have deserted me!!," Utros insists.
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brrshup has beaten Turgon!
He has become the Ultimate Warrior!
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brrshup has been killed by Cyclops Warrior!
"You got lucky, Cyclops Warrior!," brrshup declares.
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Wenderp has killed Titan!
Titan's scream as he falls is heard all over the realm.
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Wenderp has killed timbo_93631!
timbo_93631 cries bitterly. "I don't know how, but you cheated!"
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Wenderp has killed Ted Mosby!
"This is a lesson to all others, for I am the baddest mofo in the land."
states Wenderp.
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Wenderp has killed PaladinX!
"This is a lesson to all others, for I am the baddest mofo in the land."
states Wenderp.
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griffin2002 has been killed by Corinthian Giant!
"Try that again! I'll decapitate you!," griffin2002 challenges.
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Buhnie has beaten Aragorn!
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Wenderp has killed Buhnie in self defence!
"I'll tell everyone you wear a girdle, Wenderp!," reveals Buhnie.
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The Red Dragon has killed Maddog!
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TheLadyWhispers has been killed by ShadowStormWarrior!
"You never think it can happen to you...Then WHAM!," explains TheLadyWhispers.
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b-rar got laid by jazmu!
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Master Josh has been killed by Shogun Warrior!
"I think I'm going to be sick," Master Josh moans pitifully.
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pink dragon got laid by WabbahJabbah!
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pink dragon got laid by G.I. Joe!
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pink dragon got laid by Dunkey Kung!
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pink dragon got laid by Stinkoman!
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pink dragon got laid by Krellboyne!
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Stardust & pink dragon had an uneventful online duel.
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pink dragon has been killed by Cyclops Warrior!
pink dragon's entrails are littering the forest.
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Bigwig has killed Stardust!
"Oh my God! I'm covered in blood!," gasps Stardust.
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Remy Rage has killed The Goddess!
The Goddess cries bitterly. "I don't know how, but you cheated!"
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Remy Rage has killed Barth!
Barth's scream as he falls is heard all over the realm.
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Remy Rage has killed Seraphina au Raa!
"GRNOG BASH Seraphina au Raa! Cut off their manhood and feed it to goats!"
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Lenin has been killed by Sweet Looking Little Girl!
"I must not be as studly as I thought," Lenin concedes.
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Stalin has been killed by Gorma The Leper!
"My goodness. This a turn for the worse," states Stalin.
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Tom Brady has killed TheLegend27!
"Your time will come, Tom Brady, I swear!" TheLegend27 cries.
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Tom Brady has killed Remy Rage!
"Well, my horoscope DID say there would be a great change in my life..."
notes Remy Rage.
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Mr. Geake has been killed by Corinthian Giant!
"You have not seen the last of me, Corinthian Giant!," Mr. Geake threatens.
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LevetS has killed Jodo!
"And don't you EVER come 'round here again!," LevetS warns.
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LevetS has killed Thyatis!
"And don't you EVER come 'round here again!," LevetS warns.
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Dr@gon has killed Tom Brady!
Tom Brady cries bitterly. "I thought you were my friend!"
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Dr@gon has beaten Prince Caspian!
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Dr@gon has beaten Gandalf!
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Dr@gon has beaten Turgon!
He has become the Ultimate Warrior!
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The Red Dragon has killed Dr@gon!
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Pilgrim has been killed by Sheena The Shapechanger!
"Damnit! I was looking for the Dark Cloak Tavern," explains
Pilgrim in dismay.
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HomeyG walks out of the forest acting chipper!
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BaronVonTito has killed HomeyG in self defence!
"Haw! Haw! I told you to run!," laughs BaronVonTito.
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Norville Barnes has beaten Barak!
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TurdBreath has been killed by King Vidion!
"You got lucky, King Vidion!," TurdBreath declares.
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Ted Mosby has beaten Barak!
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Bograt got laid by The Goddess!
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Bograt got laid by The Goddess!
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Aeonyth gives birth to a girl! Her name is Naothrencea.
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Aeonyth has killed b-rar!
"I wish I'd never been born!," rants b-rar.
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Aeonyth has beaten Sandtiger!
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Marth was called a whore by Seth Able!
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Damaged walks out of the forest acting chipper!
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Keu got laid by Sandman!
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Keu has beaten Sparhawk!
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Keu has beaten Atsuko Sensei!
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BaronVonTito has killed Keu in self defence!
"Haw! Haw! I told you to run!," laughs BaronVonTito.