River Realm

#			Name	Experience	Level	Mastered	Last on	Status

1	F	M	Keu	311,518	8	T	Today	Dead
2	F	M	jazmu	22,580	6	T	Today	Dead
3	F	M	Ether	9,771	6	T	Today	Dead
4	F	M	Lance Uppercutt	6,798	5	T	Today	Dead
5	F	M	bene	2,023	4	T	Today	Dead
6		T	b-rar	966	4	T	Today	Dead
7	F	M	Frysk	951	3	T	Today	Dead
8	F	T	pink dragon	46,238,974	12	T	Today	Dead
9		T	Time	45,300,591	12	T	Today	Dead
10	F	D	Amarhy	31,332,763	11	T	Today	Dead
11		D	Sheev Palpatine	28,936,769	11	T	Today	Dead
12		D	Fatty Acid	23,763,651	12		Today	Dead
13	F	T	Runny Nose	22,891,428	12		1 days	Dead
14		T	Raposao	20,748,762	12	T	1 days	Dead
15	F	M	Gretchiie	20,600,948	12		4 days	Dead
16		T	ult	20,398,759	12	T	Today	Dead
17		T	Maddog	20,098,523	11		Today	Dead
18	F	T	ProperRogue	18,429,437	12		1 days	Dead
19		T	HomeyG	18,095,234	12	T	Today	Dead
20		T	Nikola Tesla	17,237,955	10		Today	Dead
21		T	MischiefTMaker	15,750,189	12	T	1 days	Dead
22		T	StarLord	15,407,073	11	T	2 days	Dead
23		T	BandieraRossa	15,346,377	12		9 days	Dead
24		T	Gary	13,671,988	12	T	1 days	Dead
25		T	Raineshower	13,092,963	12	T	Today	Dead
26	F	T	Electricbassguy	13,085,062	12		2 days	Dead
27	F	T	Adrielle	12,831,226	12		Today	Dead
28		T	Araidan	12,168,687	12	T	1 days	Dead
29		T	HeroDude	12,046,941	11		Today	Dead
30	F	T	Tsarmina	11,853,920	9		Today	Dead
31		D	Mushu	11,467,158	12	T	1 days	Dead
32	F	M	Yngwie	11,353,664	11		Today	Dead
33		T	Koss	11,279,940	11	T	Today	Dead
34		T	Dr_Who	10,104,209	12	T	2 days	Dead
35		T	Donut Operator	9,557,019	12		Today	Dead
36	F	T	APPLETREE	9,111,292	12		1 days	Dead
37		D	Bimmer100	8,206,079	9		Today	Dead
38		T	Richardluth	8,195,031	11		Today	Dead
39		D	SIR STUDLEY	7,916,379	11		Today	Dead
40	F	T	HERMIONY	7,309,431	9	T	1 days	Dead
41	F	T	XENA	5,816,523	9		1 days	Dead
42		T	Washboard Abs	5,718,696	11	T	1 days	Dead
43		T	Polonius	5,624,177	8		Today	Dead
44		D	Mr. Geake	5,535,201	9		Today	Dead
45	F	T	Seraphina au Raa	4,851,193	8		Today	Dead
46		T	itchyScratchy	4,535,816	11		Today	Dead
47	F	M	lady jags	4,435,361	11		Today	Dead
48		T	Bigwig	4,138,245	10		Today	Dead
49		M	Wishmaster	3,753,884	7		Today	Alive
50		T	Sandman	3,283,177	9		Today	Dead
51		M	lithium	3,024,464	9		Today	Dead
52		T	Ted	2,775,546	9		Today	Dead
53		T	Turd Feguson	1,628,562	9		12 days	Dead
54		M	Cremer	1,388,408	10		4 days	Dead
55		T	Doodius Maximus	1,308,704	10		Today	Dead
56		D	routeski	969,133	10		Today	Dead
57		T	Bograt	967,640	9		Today	Dead
58	F	D	Fira	963,344	9		Today	Dead
59		T	the Dude	743,267	9		Today	Dead
60		D	Goldenbane	735,375	9		Today	Dead
61		D	Tzu	692,667	9		1 days	Dead
62		T	Wind	622,882	9		Today	Dead
63	F	T	Norbelle	579,124	9		Today	Dead
64		T	Nikon	576,343	7		1 days	Dead
65		D	Warfare	353,385	4		Today	Alive
66	F	T	Eggplant	325,800	6		4 days	Dead
67		D	Timmuh	316,659	8		Today	Dead
68		T	StrYker	302,859	8		3 days	Dead
69		M	D.M. Bobs Plz	291,187	7		1 days	Dead
70		D	ZeroTolerance	258,553	8		2 days	Dead
71		T	Barriga Verde	247,520	7		Today	Alive
72		T	Stryder	242,673	8		2 days	Dead
73		M	Gravelfox	238,703	8		4 days	Dead
74		T	Ashen One	236,505	8		9 days	Dead
75		D	Scramble	214,699	5		2 days	Dead
76	F	D	Brienne	206,011	8		1 days	Dead
77	F	D	ireeeeeeeeeen	158,449	7		2 days	Dead
78	F	M	Polgeria	150,977	8		Today	Dead
79		D	Oderus Urungus	145,653	6		1 days	Dead
80		T	newname	136,037	6		1 days	Dead
81		D	Fizzman	95,031	6		Today	Dead
82		T	Odysseus	83,386	7		Today	Dead
83		T	Thanatos	82,714	7		Today	Dead
84		M	Mystic Joe	56,888	7		Today	Dead
85		T	Joe Mama	54,526	7		4 days	Dead
86	F	T	Calisto	49,398	7		2 days	Dead
87		D	asdf	46,484	7		Today	Alive
88		M	G.I.Joe	40,485	7		2 days	Dead
89		T	Tom Brady	25,381	6		1 days	Dead
90		D	The Funky Pigeon	25,195	6		Today	Dead
91		T	BobbyJW	20,931	3		Today	Alive
92		D	SlingBlade	16,555	5		Today	Dead
93		D	AnakinBananakn	15,384	5		Today	Dead
94		D	Lord COVID-19	10,117	5		4 days	Dead
95		T	saeryn	7,575	4		2 days	Dead
96		T	Kuros	5,385	5		9 days	Dead
97		M	Shaiku	4,123	5		11 days	Dead
98		T	Lord Edwin	3,905	5		1 days	Dead
99		D	Lord Rikochete	3,898	4		4 days	Dead
100		T	Benacure	3,219	5		8 days	Dead
101	F	D	Calculated Threat	2,158	4		11 days	Dead
102		T	Fox	1,986	4		Today	Dead
103		D	Dargarath	1,451	4		13 days	Dead
104		M	A Life Once Lost	1,126	3		4 days	Dead
105		M	Slayer	821	3		3 days	Dead
106		M	Magus	804	2		Today	Alive
107	F	M	DaringFox	745	3		4 days	Dead
108		M	swerve	559	2		Today	Dead
109		M	snipeatx	548	3		Today	Dead
110		M	Akira69	244	1		10 days	Alive
111	F	M	Synthos	243	2		12 days	Dead
112		M	One Two	242	3		13 days	Dead
113		M	Merx	231	2		9 days	Dead
114		D	JOHANN	210	1		Today	Dead
115		T	tcp	178	2		7 days	Alive
116		M	raspinall	164	1		2 days	Alive
117		D	SpiT	134	1		9 days	Dead
118		T	Kokeman	117	1		Today	Dead
119		M	yaaad	86	1		Today	Dead
120		T	BoneyJabroni	83	1		2 days	Dead
121	F	M	alshandra	78	1		12 days	Alive
122		M	Lalen	70	2		12 days	Dead
123		M	FlyChicken	68	1		7 days	Dead
124		D	EvilEyez	65	1		11 days	Dead
125		D	hollnagelc	57	1		10 days	Dead
126		T	Comuna	56	1		13 days	Dead
127		D	Thorin Willowbark	52	1		3 days	Dead
128		D	PowerBall	51	1		Today	Dead
129	F	D	RedLeeFox	49	1		6 days	Dead
130		T	badiko	30	1		7 days	Dead
131		T	XtraTHicc	16	1		1 days	Dead
132		M	-=JoeBlow=-	9	1		14 days	Dead
133		D	Yazzimoto	4	1		5 days	Dead
134	F	D	Ophelia	4	1		11 days	Dead
135		T	Jay	1	1		Today	Dead

The Daily Happenings....
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The town is in grief. Several children didn't come home today.
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Bimmer100 got laid by Fira!
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Bimmer100 has killed Turd Feguson!
"Oh don't get a big head, Bimmer100! You suck!," taunts Turd Feguson.
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Bimmer100 has killed StrYker!
"At least I have honor, something you cannot say, Bimmer100,"
StrYker rebukes.
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Bimmer100 has killed Ashen One!
"GREAT BALLS OF FIRE, I'M GOOD!," cries Bimmer100 in delight.
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Tsarmina has killed XENA!
XENA cries bitterly. "I don't know how, but you cheated!"
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Bimmer100 has killed Doodius Maximus!
"My goodness. I do believe I'm dead." Doodius Maximus realizes.
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SIR STUDLEY has been killed by ShadowStormWarrior!
"I'LL BE BACK!," swears SIR STUDLEY.
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Fira has killed Kuros!
"GREAT BALLS OF FIRE, I'M GOOD!," cries Fira in delight.
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BandieraRossa has killed Tsarmina in self defence!
"Ack! I'm humiliated in front of all!," explains Tsarmina.
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Adrielle Got laid by Seth Able!
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Adrielle has been killed by Corinthian Giant!
The banker is already looking for Adrielle's next of kin.
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Fira has killed Brienne!
"Ack! What a jealous person you've become, Fira!,
Brienne cries.
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Fira got laid by Bimmer100!
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Fira has killed SpiT!
SpiT cries bitterly. "I thought you were my friend!"
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bene has killed Slayer!
"Next time Slayer, try a thing called putting up a fight, eh,"
bene says seriously.
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bene has beaten Barak!
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bene has beaten Aragorn!
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Wind has killed Synthos!
Synthos's scream as he falls is heard all over the realm.
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Wind has killed Merx!
"Merx is a girlie-man!" taunts Wind.
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Odysseus Got laid by Violet!
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Wind has killed Lalen!
Wind kicks Lalen one more time for good measure.
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Wind has killed Thorin Willowbark!
"Yeow! My sword is hot today!," Wind states.
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Wind got kicked in the groin by Violet!
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swerve has beaten Halder!
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Fatty Acid has killed Wind!
"Yeow! My sword is hot today!," Fatty Acid states.
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Fatty Acid has killed BandieraRossa!
"And don't you EVER come 'round here again!," Fatty Acid warns.
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Fatty Acid has killed Odysseus!
Odysseus cries bitterly. "I don't know how, but you cheated!"
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Koss has killed Bimmer100!
Bimmer100's scream as he falls is heard all over the realm.
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Koss has beaten Gandalf!
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Kokeman has killed RedLeeFox!
"If I ever see you in this town again, I'll whup ya again!,"
laughs Kokeman.
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bene has killed Kokeman in self defence!
"Why do I even try? Why did I get up today?," Kokeman wonders aloud.
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jazmu has beaten Sandtiger!
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jazmu has killed bene!
"I wasn't ready!," bene screams.
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AnakinBananakn has beaten Olodrin!
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The Red Dragon has killed Time!
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AnakinBananakn has killed Jay!
"You're a loser. You will always be a loser,"
AnakinBananakn informs Jay.
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AnakinBananakn has killed jazmu!
jazmu sobs uncontrollably.
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Nikon has killed AnakinBananakn in self defence!
"Haw! Haw! I told you to run!," laughs Nikon.
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Amarhy got laid by Bograt!
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Frysk has beaten Barak!
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Amarhy has killed Koss!
"Well, my horoscope DID say there would be a great change in my life..."
notes Koss.
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Amarhy has killed Fatty Acid!
"Fatty Acid is a girlie-man!" taunts Amarhy.
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Sandman Got laid by Violet!
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Keu got laid by Raposao!
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Sheev Palpatine got laid by APPLETREE!
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Sheev Palpatine has killed PowerBall!
"Ack! What a jealous person you've become, Sheev Palpatine!,
PowerBall cries.
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Keu has killed Nikon!
"Oh man..I should've stayed in bed today...," moans Nikon.
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Keu has beaten Sparhawk!
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Keu has beaten Atsuko Sensei!
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Sandman has killed Keu in self defence!
Sandman laughs. "I don't think you will be attacking me again, pal."
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Sheev Palpatine Got laid by Violet!
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Sheev Palpatine has killed Amarhy!
"Aww yeeeah, I'm the man!," Sheev Palpatine states, while dancing around.
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Polonius has killed Sandman!
"Beware, DRAGON! For you are next," Polonius promises.
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Seraphina au Raa has killed Fira!
"Holy Moly! You're such an ass!," shrieks Fira.
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Seraphina au Raa has killed Polonius!
"If I ever see you in this town again, I'll whup ya again!,"
laughs Seraphina au Raa.
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Seraphina au Raa has killed Norbelle!
"If you were a fruit, you would be a crab-apple!, Seraphina au Raa!,"
Norbelle mutters.
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Raineshower walks out of the forest acting chipper!
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Raineshower has been killed by Corinthian Giant!
Mr. T pities dat Raineshower sucka.
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routeski has been killed by Floating Evil Eye!
Halder laughs at routeski's plight.
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Ether went to the healers to get cured of VD!
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Ether got laid by Araidan!
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Ether got laid by Washboard Abs!
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Ether has beaten Sandtiger!
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HeroDude got laid by XENA!
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Fizzman has beaten Sandtiger!
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Fizzman got kicked in the groin by Violet!
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HeroDude Got laid by Violet!
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Ted walks out of the forest acting chipper!
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Ted walks out of the forest acting chipper!
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Violet has refused to marry Goldenbane!
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b-rar has beaten Barak!
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b-rar has killed swerve!
b-rar does a little dance over swerve's grave.
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b-rar has beaten Aragorn!
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Polgeria has killed Fizzman!
"You have NO right to that, Polgeria!," Fizzman whines.
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Polgeria has beaten Atsuko Sensei!
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lithium has killed Fox!
"Aww yeeeah, I'm the man!," lithium states, while dancing around.
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lithium has beaten Aladdin!
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lithium has killed Goldenbane!
"lithium must have been using JENNIE codes. CHEATER!"
Goldenbane cries bitterly.
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Warfare has killed Frysk!
"The only reason you won was because I wasn't feeling well!," whines
Frysk.
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Warfare has killed b-rar!
Warfare laughs.
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lithium has killed Ted!
"Oh don't get a big head, lithium! You suck!," taunts Ted.
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Warfare has killed Ether!
"Oh don't get a big head, Warfare! You suck!," taunts Ether.
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pink dragon has killed Sheev Palpatine!
"This means WAR!," Sheev Palpatine shouts savagely.
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pink dragon has killed HeroDude!
HeroDude cries bitterly. "I thought you were my friend!"
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pink dragon has killed Richardluth!
Richardluth cries bitterly. "I don't know how, but you cheated!"
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The Red Dragon has killed pink dragon!
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Bigwig has killed lithium!
"I wasn't ready!," lithium screams.
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itchyScratchy has been killed by White Bear Of Lore!
"How could a scrawny little wimp like White Bear Of Lore best me?," itchyScratchy
wonders aloud.
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HomeyG has killed The Funky Pigeon!
"This is a lesson to all others, for I am the baddest mofo in the land."
states HomeyG.
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The Red Dragon has killed HomeyG!
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Wishmaster Got laid by Violet!
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Wishmaster has killed Seraphina au Raa!
"I hope the ivy grows around your rotting body, Seraphina au Raa,"
laughs Wishmaster.
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Mr. Geake got kicked in the groin by Violet!
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Lance Uppercutt has beaten Olodrin!
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snipeatx has beaten Barak!
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Nikola Tesla has killed Mr. Geake!
Mr. Geake's ashen white face is mud splattered.
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Nikola Tesla has killed Bigwig!
"If you were a fruit, you would be a crab-apple!, Nikola Tesla!,"
Bigwig mutters.
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Nikola Tesla has killed snipeatx!
"Beware, DRAGON! For you are next," Nikola Tesla promises.
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ult has killed JOHANN!
"Oh man..I should've stayed in bed today...," moans JOHANN.
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The Red Dragon has killed ult!
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Doodius Maximus has beaten Prince Caspian!
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Yngwie has been killed by White Bear Of Lore!
"Damn, Damn, Damn!," Yngwie roars.
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Doodius Maximus has been killed by Sweet Looking Little Girl!
Sweet Looking Little Girl carefully burys Doodius Maximus.
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the Dude has been killed by Ernest Brown!
"Well...So much for my reputation!," expounds the Dude.
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Timmuh has been killed by King Vidion!
"I am SO mad I could slice you in two!," Timmuh screams.
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Barriga Verde has killed Mystic Joe!
"Yeow! My sword is hot today!," Barriga Verde states.
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Barriga Verde has killed Thanatos!
"I wasn't ready!," Thanatos screams.
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Barriga Verde has killed Polgeria!
Barriga Verde sticks Polgeria's head on a stick for all to see.
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Maddog has killed Nikola Tesla!
"I will cut off your testicles and feed them to your dog!,"
Nikola Tesla shouts savagely.
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Maddog has been killed by White Bear Of Lore!
"I'LL BE BACK!," swears Maddog.
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Donut Operator has killed yaaad!
"The only reason you won was because I wasn't feeling well!," whines
yaaad.
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The Red Dragon has killed Donut Operator!
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BobbyJW has killed SlingBlade!
SlingBlade sobs uncontrollably.
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Bograt has been killed by Scallian Rap!
"I think I'm going to be sick," Bograt moans pitifully.
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asdf got laid by Frysk!
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asdf has killed Lance Uppercutt!
"Yeow! My sword is hot today!," asdf states.
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asdf has beaten Sparhawk!
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lady jags got laid by Time!
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lady jags got laid by Time!
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lady jags got laid by Sheev Palpatine!
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lady jags has been killed by ShadowStormWarrior!
"Damnit! I was looking for the Dark Cloak Tavern," explains
lady jags in dismay.